20 Things I Say To My Cats

- "Are you hungry?"
- "Are you okay my babies?"
- "You are so naughty, but I love you so much!!"
- "Why are you on the kitchen side again?"
- "No, noooo, noooo that's Mummy's glass of water"
- "Please get off the kitchen side now"
- "I knowwww, yes I do, I dooo, I knowww"
- "Oh my baby is so tired, ever so tired."
- "Excuse me, I think I said off the kitchen side"
- "Did you miss me? Did you? Because I missed you ever so much."
- "You're so lovely, yes you are, you are you are you are"
- "Arthur, where are my hair clips? All of my hairbands are gone. Surprise surprise here they are in your bed, how many times do I have to tell you?!"
- "The scratching post is for scratching, the chair is not for scratching, I repeat it is not for scratching."
- "Oh, so I guess we're all going to go to the bathroom together..."
- "Who's a good boy?"
- "I love you so much I think I could pop"
- "Where have you been? Mummy has been calling and calling. You must come home when you hear me. Mummy was ever so worried."
- "Tina bear you have to go out at least once this week..."
- "No, this is your food, that's Katie's food."
- "So, I guess we're stuck here for the next hour until you decide we can move..."
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